Johnsatyricon

Nu dat alles voorlopig terug werkt (please!), hier nog wat Halloweengrapjes in het Engels:

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
It had no body to dance with

What did one ghost say to the other gost?
"Do you believe in people?"

Said the skeleton tot the vapire:
"You suck"

What’s a monster’s favourite dessert?
I-scream.

What do you say about two vampires who fall in love?
It was love at first bite

Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath.

Enkele grapjes over Halloween uit de Engelse les:

• What 's it called when a vampire has trouble with his housing?
  A grave problem.
  
• Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
  Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
  
• What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
  It's a pain in the neck.